Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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