Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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