I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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