Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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