I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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