their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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