If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm always down for nudity.
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