Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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