I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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