so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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