sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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