i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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