im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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