Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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