I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
My butt remains clenched, sir.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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