well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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