I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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