? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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