**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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