every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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