He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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