Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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