that's an acceptable place to lick
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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