dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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