rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I FOUND THE LEGS
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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