Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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