you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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