wat bout pragnant strippers??
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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