So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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