It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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