Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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