i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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