I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
