I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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