They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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