what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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