Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
