It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Randomize
