love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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