I can text with my tongue
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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