Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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