So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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