come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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