sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Randomize
