You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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