can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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