why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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