Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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