Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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