sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I look better un-naked...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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